http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33 Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:11:12 GMT Talking dinosaurs! T-Rex, Utahraptor, and Dromiceoimimus talk about everything, and it is totally awesome. http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/227/comic_formats/3203 DOWN WITH DESCRIPTIVISTS IN THIS ONE PARTICULAR INSTANCE Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:11:12 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/227/comic_formats/3203 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/273/comic_formats/3076 later: CLEARLY reluctant double high fives Tue, 10 Jan 2006 14:22:32 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/273/comic_formats/3076 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/278/comic_formats/3701 that's a lot of fried chicken, no doubt Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/278/comic_formats/3701 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/245/comic_formats/2709 everyone else is all 'oh i felt like i could really make a difference here' and t-rex is all 'well, uh, i wanted to show up my friend? he's a utahraptor' Sat, 07 Jan 2006 17:28:43 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/245/comic_formats/2709 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/298/comic_formats/2989 everyone needs to stop walking in on me while i'm naked and rubbing soap all over my wet body >:| Thu, 12 Jan 2006 15:15:38 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/298/comic_formats/2989 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/313/comic_formats/4251 it's a pretty sweet universe to visit, cept - cept in summer. Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:38:31 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/313/comic_formats/4251 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/593/comic_formats/4047 i saw what you did there with "capitalize", RYAN. Thu, 09 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/593/comic_formats/4047 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/336/comic_formats/3001 i wish for less people stealing my friggin' fries at lunch Mon, 16 Jan 2006 15:12:59 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/336/comic_formats/3001 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/358/comic_formats/4607 would poverty, disease, and terrible medicine be balanced out by velocipedes, millionaire industrialists, and coal-miner songs? t-rex says: yes! Tue, 17 Jan 2006 14:10:52 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/358/comic_formats/4607 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/372/comic_formats/2812 yeah so fantasy land actually kinda sucks Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/372/comic_formats/2812 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/376/comic_formats/3393 if you are a dude who thinks puberty actually is a nightmare, then sorry for reminding you :( Thu, 19 Jan 2006 14:58:12 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/376/comic_formats/3393 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/435/comic_formats/2851 blinking in the afternoon sunlight, already fabricating the first lies of morning productivity Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:23:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/435/comic_formats/2851 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/442/comic_formats/4966 mom, dad, i've got the golly gosh-darned scurvy. Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:56:30 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/442/comic_formats/4966 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/454/comic_formats/4967 My old home town of Ottawa spent $200,000 on a new slogan for the city, and the best they could come up with was 'Technically beautiful'. It was very embarrassing to us all. Is think the guy who suggested the slogan got a new bike, if memory serves. Wed, 25 Jan 2006 15:09:27 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/454/comic_formats/4967 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/490/comic_formats/4964 the blackmailer was the detective himself in a stunning, kind of dumb twist! Thu, 26 Jan 2006 16:30:04 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/490/comic_formats/4964 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/502/comic_formats/4968 based on a true story (yesterday i was mind controlled by a smelly enemy) Fri, 27 Jan 2006 14:48:48 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/502/comic_formats/4968 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/524/comic_formats/3080 postal service funnies Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:17:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/524/comic_formats/3080 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/532/comic_formats/4004 RAIL SHOOTERS ARE NOT UNLIKE ROLLERCOASTERS BUT WITH THE ADDITION OF MAMMOTH AND INEXHAUSTIBLE MUNITIONS Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/532/comic_formats/4004 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/538/comic_formats/4615 yeah TOO BAD WE'RE NOT READING THAT OTHER COMIC huh ryan Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/538/comic_formats/4615 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/547/comic_formats/4425 t-rex is not telling the truth. in 1998, he was quite impressed with a flower that bloomed only once a year, and that smelled septic while doing so. Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/547/comic_formats/4425 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/555/comic_formats/4969 t-rex isn't - he isn't really sure what god wants him to say. Fri, 03 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/555/comic_formats/4969 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/576/comic_formats/4528 what's the good way of being sick? that's when people say something is 'sick' to mean that something is actually quite well Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/576/comic_formats/4528 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/582/comic_formats/4171 haha yeah there's definitely a stereotypical male fantasy in panel three. women! there's no time for talking about feelings now! we're doing SCIENCE! Tue, 07 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/582/comic_formats/4171 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/590/comic_formats/4247 this comic goes out to all you INTP Myers-Briggs personality types in the audience, keep on keepin' on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/590/comic_formats/4247 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/603/comic_formats/3141 ALTERNATE PUNCHLINE: everyone spends hours arguing over socialism AND communism AND the definitions of both those terms, and it's boring and stupid! Fri, 10 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/603/comic_formats/3141 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/625/comic_formats/3058 the 'Valentine's Day Problem' t-rex is referring to is the problem of what if nobody gives you any valentines! Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/625/comic_formats/3058 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/641/comic_formats/3567 is there a message in my doing a comic about 'singularity' on valentine's day? that seems like a bit of a stretch! you are probably overthinking things. Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/641/comic_formats/3567 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1265/comic_formats/4980 apparently t-rex has used the 'hot chicks were on their way but, you know, car troubles' excuse on utahraptor before! i can see that Thu, 11 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1265/comic_formats/4980 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/653/comic_formats/3052 an alternate last line has the devil saying T-REX MY FAVOURED FOES ARE THE STERN AND IMPLACABLE COLOURED BOXES OF THE BREAKOUT GENRE Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/653/comic_formats/3052 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/659/comic_formats/4559 it's like chocolate combined with the bones of a dead animal? my friend Patrick invented chocochops in real life a few years ago, and if you want to produce chocochops on a large scale, you should really be talking to Patrick. Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/659/comic_formats/4559 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/687/comic_formats/3051 so tempted just put up panel 1 and nothing else Wed, 22 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/687/comic_formats/3051 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/697/comic_formats/2938 ryan, i have heard that the chinese word for 'crisis' is the same as the english word for 'opportunity', can this possibly be true Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/697/comic_formats/2938 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/713/comic_formats/4367 t-rex hasn't seen anything like that in a whole month of sundays Fri, 24 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/713/comic_formats/4367 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/742/comic_formats/4623 dromiceiomimus is the best at tellin' regrets. she's not actually that regretful, she just tells the regrets she has SO WELL. Mon, 27 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/742/comic_formats/4623 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/749/comic_formats/3800 T-Rex has, in fact, never actually said the word 'hysterical' in this comic. He did, however, say 'hysterically' in a non-canon and short-lived spinoff prequel series, called "Dinosaur Adventures in the Past". Every comic ended with the phrase 'I am an impediment to the dialogue of our times.' I have no idea what I was thinking. Tue, 28 Feb 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/749/comic_formats/3800 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/770/comic_formats/3972 22 minutes of all these adorable babies just crawlin' around, sporting monocles Wed, 01 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/770/comic_formats/3972 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/776/comic_formats/3845 that's right marvel and dc! i hear about your joint trademark on the word 'superhero' and i call SHENANIGANS. Fri, 03 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/776/comic_formats/3845 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/794/comic_formats/4023 utahraptor has already heard 117 seperate instances of poetry today. he is truly at a loss to explain it. Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/794/comic_formats/4023 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/810/comic_formats/4569 it was one of those Adventures that you don't really ever tell your diary about Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/810/comic_formats/4569 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/815/comic_formats/4433 this comic gets a lot funnier if you replace "fall in love" with "masturbate" in the first two panels. it's too bad i don't make sex comics! i've already got the first two panels down cold. Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/815/comic_formats/4433 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/818/comic_formats/3048 alternate ending: t-rex actually takes it up with god, and asks what the deal is. 'i believe you said this would rule?' he asks, pointedly. Thu, 09 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/818/comic_formats/3048 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/898/comic_formats/4365 if you are in love with t-rex, and also named mark, then panel 6 is the panel for you Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/898/comic_formats/4365 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/906/comic_formats/4354 t-rex bases his stories off of people he knows. tiny chef is basically a Morris The Bug culinary / competency fantasy sequence. he wrote it to cheer the li'l guy up! Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/906/comic_formats/4354 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/911/comic_formats/4344 it's true! i personally know of TWO people who are doing this 'death in advance' thing. next time you put flowers on a grave, you should check that the person is actually dead! also, upon inspection, this advice probably already applied even before people started doing this. Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/911/comic_formats/4344 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/917/comic_formats/3324 there's no no reason to say 'astonishing' anymore. you can use 'bistonishing' in every single situation where 'astonishing' might apply. Fri, 17 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/917/comic_formats/3324 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/933/comic_formats/4435 i have almost no complaints about rare and brilliant moments of perfect self-awareness Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/933/comic_formats/4435 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/936/comic_formats/2728 so yeah, he's not a guy you can reliably take to indian restaurants Tue, 21 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/936/comic_formats/2728 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/942/comic_formats/4426 ALTERNATE ENDING! t-rex finds an old diary of his while cleaning, flips through it, finds a random entry, and wonders what would ever have compelled him to write the phrase "brainstorming the castle". he feels like he'd like to distance himself from his past self. he sits quietly for a while. Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/942/comic_formats/4426 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/948/comic_formats/3229 COMICS IN WHICH A GOD SUDDENLY FEELS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE Thu, 23 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/948/comic_formats/3229 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/978/comic_formats/4252 the joke is that kids might sport just such a fake moustache while trying to illegally buy a dirty magazine! if you are unfamiliar with the cultural stereotype, well, now you know Mon, 27 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/978/comic_formats/4252 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/985/comic_formats/3629 later: batman is so pissed off at the nappy times suggestion that he ACTUALLY BECOMES REAL, just to punch the people who have been sniggering. Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/985/comic_formats/3629 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/994/comic_formats/4600 dude's name is 'jacques esqueleto' Thu, 30 Mar 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/994/comic_formats/4600 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1020/comic_formats/3956 the origin of the idea was that t-rex was having a tiff with his dog and wanted to make him EVEN ANGRIER by talking about replacing him with an electronic pet car that ages somehow. then he was like, holy cow, how come i'm not playing that game RIGHT NOW? Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1020/comic_formats/3956 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1036/comic_formats/3085 meanwhile, in a universe absolutely constrained by its premise! Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1036/comic_formats/3085 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1042/comic_formats/3511 this comic goes out to all the people with big enough hearts to take in and care for a totally sucky dog Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1042/comic_formats/3511 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1044/comic_formats/3627 the only meal t-rex can still really believe in is breakfast Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1044/comic_formats/3627 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1075/comic_formats/2815 did you notice how I left the gender of the really attractive friend ambiguious? this is so everyone can enjoy their own mental image. this is because i am a considerate writer who cares about his readers Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1075/comic_formats/2815 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1077/comic_formats/2667 who among us has not upset the ph balance in our own stomachs as some sort of blind fumble towards entertainment? Tue, 11 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1077/comic_formats/2667 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1082/comic_formats/3035 later after that: t-rex, using a pseudonym, publishes a whole series of picture books in which puppies break their legs and then get fired Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1082/comic_formats/3035 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1088/comic_formats/2959 t-rex is making fun of utahraptor and dromiceiomimus, but they're not around. he still gets the zinger in anyway. that's JUST HOW HE ROLLS Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1088/comic_formats/2959 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1434/comic_formats/4306 'num num num' being, of course, the iso standard sound effect for munchin on toenails instead of just answering a simple question Thu, 15 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1434/comic_formats/4306 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1115/comic_formats/4800 even later: nobody cares about mayonnaise, but everyone loves t-rex's mom! Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1115/comic_formats/4800 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1122/comic_formats/4982 when i come down from a speed run i like to rub my face on the carpet, cool Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1122/comic_formats/4982 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1126/comic_formats/2695 t-rex's position is since when is being awesome a human rights violation Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1126/comic_formats/2695 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1132/comic_formats/4981 meanwhile, in the present, t-rex struggles with the responsibilities inherent with the position of 'el presidente', including a 'tips n tricks' feature for the newsletter, managing the fundraising activities, and being visible in the community. Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1132/comic_formats/4981 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1154/comic_formats/4537 the big nice day party Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1154/comic_formats/4537 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1156/comic_formats/2832 although, upon closer inspection, 'What Do You Do When You Want To Give A Loved One A Present That Is Alive' would also make a pretty sweet title. can you imagine? Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1156/comic_formats/2832 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1162/comic_formats/3874 backstory: t-rex was trying out some new material on the road Wed, 26 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1162/comic_formats/3874 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1168/comic_formats/3534 utahraptor has got SERIOUS problems when it comes to not screwing up those two phrases Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1168/comic_formats/3534 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1207/comic_formats/3216 AN APOLOGY TO FURRIES: sorry i don't draw my female dinosaurs with knockers Mon, 01 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1207/comic_formats/3216 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1210/comic_formats/2935 CONFESSION CORNER: i am a dude who will probably never get a real chance to shout "hold the front page!", and sometimes that makes me very sad. Tue, 02 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1210/comic_formats/2935 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1214/comic_formats/3631 if you think t-rex's reaction to the pet duck is a little extreme, that's because you don't yet know that it's wearing an adorable little duck-sized sailor's uniform, complete with jaunty blue chapeau. Wed, 03 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1214/comic_formats/3631 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1220/comic_formats/3261 i have this argument with my friends where i tell them i believe 'totally make out' means having sex, and they're all, no ryan, it just means making out to the EXTREME, and i say, what's more EXTREME than having sex, and anyway, cool story huh Thu, 04 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1220/comic_formats/3261 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1230/comic_formats/3128 the caps in panel 4 are make the ENDLESS BATTLE FOR SURVIVAL seem EVEN MORE EXTREME!!! Fri, 05 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1230/comic_formats/3128 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1244/comic_formats/3357 at the end, t-rex is fine with people who talk about true love, but not those who are focused on finding 'the one'. he has learnt more about himself. it has truly been A Day For The Diary. Mon, 08 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1244/comic_formats/3357 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1246/comic_formats/2967 an alternate ending had t-rex calling his tallness a 'body feature' and then listing other features his body had, but it ended up being pretty gross. body features more like BAWDY features Tue, 09 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1246/comic_formats/2967 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1255/comic_formats/2984 based, i must confess, on an embarrassing true story Wed, 10 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1255/comic_formats/2984 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1288/comic_formats/2957 SCIENCE CORNER: if t-rex is telling the truth in panel 3, then his kisses must consist mainly of water, proteins, carbohydrates, lipids, phospholipids, and electrolytes. Mon, 15 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1288/comic_formats/2957 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1296/comic_formats/4979 this isn't breaking the fourth wall, because i currently have planned 'what are you doing in my epilogue' to be my last words, so people can say it in real life or whatever Tue, 16 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1296/comic_formats/4979 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1301/comic_formats/4568 AMAZINGLY, 'wait, no, that sucks!' is exactly what elisha gray said when he heard that a.g. bell beat him to the telephone patent office by 2 hours. Wed, 17 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1301/comic_formats/4568 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1308/comic_formats/2969 MMM I DISMISS YOUR CONCERNS AS GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE IS CLEARLY A DELICIOUS BREAKFASTTIME TREAT Thu, 18 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1308/comic_formats/2969 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1324/comic_formats/4378 unfortunately, 'new bike day' does not actually exist in the real world. if it did, it would be today, and this is what it would look like. notice the carnage in panels 3 and 4. Tue, 23 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1324/comic_formats/4378 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1335/comic_formats/2636 t-rex is not sure where he stands on the conflict in the middle east, but he is FOR mothers with baby carriages being extreme. you may wish to adopt these politics as your own! Wed, 24 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1335/comic_formats/2636 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1339/comic_formats/4299 if you were to ask dreamland t-rex what he'd like, he'd tell you, right away, that he'd like to have just one discussion that didn't take a turn for the friggin' sexy. Thu, 25 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1339/comic_formats/4299 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1341/comic_formats/3119 if you are ever writing a biography of t-rex, you can say "T-Rex is about 25 years old and is a large green Tyrannosaurus Rex. In the future, he is destined to punch out a turkey." Fri, 26 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1341/comic_formats/3119 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1344/comic_formats/4147 there is an embedded midi file of the ghostbusters theme song on endless loop. ARGUABLY, such a feature should be included on every website. Mon, 29 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1344/comic_formats/4147 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1352/comic_formats/4401 x-men 3: regret index .99992 :( Tue, 30 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1352/comic_formats/4401 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1359/comic_formats/2735 "neutron" is a shout out to "neutron dance" by the pointer sisters. you may have heard this song in the 80s! it's still good! Wed, 31 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1359/comic_formats/2735 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1368/comic_formats/4029 this comic also works if you replace 'hunger' with other emotions, like 'sexy'. has constant sexy robbed you of all identity? then this is the comic for you, my friends! Fri, 02 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1368/comic_formats/4029 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1377/comic_formats/4207 this one goes out to all the brothers who have taken back some of the things they've said about civilization Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1377/comic_formats/4207 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1384/comic_formats/2659 it is a common mistake to assume that those who visit dentists have bad oral hygiene. this is not necessarily the case! many visit dentists as part of a regular 'check up' regime in order to ensure that their GOOD oral hygiene is maintained. if you believe that all those who visit dentists don't brush their teeth very well, then yours is the face of prejudice. Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1384/comic_formats/2659 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1389/comic_formats/4012 i took the final words of this comic from the final words of the one person who witnessed a dude jump over a pit of bad dudes on a motorcycle, and then while he was over the pit he hopped off the motorcycle and punched out all the bad dudes, and then he hopped back on the motorcycle, WHILE IT WAS STILL FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. Wed, 07 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1389/comic_formats/4012 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1396/comic_formats/4118 the new face of war Thu, 08 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1396/comic_formats/4118 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1426/comic_formats/4341 pansandwichism is the belief that everything, the entire universe, is literally sandwiches Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1426/comic_formats/4341 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1460/comic_formats/3165 BANANAS Wed, 21 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1460/comic_formats/3165 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1477/comic_formats/3664 this is a crazy comic about how t-rex likes the kanye west song from a while ago. have you heard the song? it's pretty catchy and it is about a woman who digs for gold, totally metaphorically! Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1477/comic_formats/3664 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1481/comic_formats/2673 this one goes out to all the brothers and mothers who, unknowingly, begin today an endless series of very bad decisions Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1481/comic_formats/2673 qwantz http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1485/comic_formats/3496 THINGS THAT MAY COST YOU A LIFETIME OF FRIENDSHIP: rampant murderism, incurable stealie-o-holicism, terminal punchiness Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:00 GMT http://www.clickwheel.net/features/33/episodes/1485/comic_formats/3496 qwantz